Friday, January 09, 2009

Search keywords

Have you ever wondered what kinds of search phrases bring people to the Aimless blog? Well, here's how they got here last month:

droopy titties 8 11.2 %
aimless 4 5.6 %
restaurant makeover failures 4 5.6 %
jay rivers 3 4.2 %
big droopy tittys 3 4.2 %
aimless film 2 2.8 %
ugly titty 2 2.8 %
titties to ride 1 1.4 %
ron stromfeld columbus 1 1.4 %
matt reel tennessee 1 1.4 %
pictures of ryan powell arrested 1 1.4 %
beverly hills police officer blondi 1 1.4 %
aimless.no 1 1.4 %
naples florida city of assholes 1 1.4 %
pizza shope oven 1 1.4 %
raul gomez in california 1 1.4 %
richard denlinger farmersville ohio 1 1.4 %
huge droopy udders 1 1.4 %
why i never get what i want lyrics 1 1.4 %
aimless blog 1 1.4 %
glozell kicked off the tonight show 1 1.4 %
old droopy titties 1 1.4 %
otis gunn 1 1.4 %
the excuse me company in colorado 1 1.4 %
my confession part3 1 1.4 %
kate lowenstein writer 1 1.4 %
dan dosier 1 1.4 %
sleeping bag too large for compartment in gregory whitney 1 1.4 %
stella royce charleston 1 1.4 %
erixphoto.com 1 1.4 %
best donut shop 1 1.4 %
belinda babbage 1 1.4 %
cops in fontana 1 1.4 %
california 1 1.4 %
harry roland wtc 1 1.4 %
quartzsite az prostitutes loves truck stop 1 1.4 %
troy bracken 1 1.4 %
failing restaurant makeover 1 1.4 %
fuck crap 1 1.4 %
jay nivers 1 1.4 %
znomads 1 1.4 %
missy gilroy 1 1.4 %
marialyn drost 1 1.4 %
fontana california police abuse 1 1.4 %
fatburger tuesdays 1 1.4 %
white2@nationalcity.com 1 1.4 %
starbuck 1 1.4 %
aimless people 1 1.4 %
assholes in naples florida 1 1.4 %
big droopy titties 1 1.4 %
otis gunn pizza wheel 1 1.4 %
fuck shit crap 1 1.4 %

By the way, I might have some more fuck shit crap to say soon. It's time to start writing the book. It won't be anything like the blog has been because now I have time to think clearly and write about the amazing things instead of just the things that pissed me off.

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Aimless
Aimless Video Evidence

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear your head is clear Ryan. Good luck!

docrivs said...

rotflmmfao !!!! :D i can not stop cracking up !!!! the first 7 search phrases were the ones that accounted for the most links to your site?!?!

droopy titties
aimless
restaurant makeover failures
jay rivers
big droopy tittys
aimless film
ugly titty

ok, 'droopy titties', 'ugly titty', and 'big droopy tittys' i can understand. it totally makes sense about the 'restaurant makeover failures'... but...
'jay rivers'?!?
'aimless film'?!?
'aimless'?!?

where do these freaks come from?!?

this one had me going too: 'sleeping bag too large for compartment in gregory whitney', cause i tried one time to put a sleeping bad in that compartment too, and 'fuck shit crap' it didn't work out so well.

so, when you need to find some 'huge droopy udders' you go right over there to blog.aimlessmovie.com... mmm-kay?