You think we're that stupid?!?

From an Associated Press article on Yahoo:

Bush said the United States has been making progress against terrorists in the past five years, beginning with the unsuccessful mission of the terrorists on United Flight 93, which crashed into a field in Pennsylvania when passengers fought back. "They delivered America its first victory in the war on terror," the president said to sustained applause.

Most people are not aware that Bush and his administration heroically organized the passengers of Flight 93 before the passengers fought back against their hijackers. Yeah, that's what he was pondering for 7 minutes while he sat in the Sarasota classroom. Take that, Michael Moore.

The lesson you should learn from Bush:
Next time the United States government fails to keep terrorists from hijacking your flight, remember that they've actually protected you very well. They have selflessly given you the opportunity to die within minutes, at one of two fabulous locations: the White House or rural Pennsylvania. It is every American citizen's responsibility to keep their leaders safe and wealthy.